snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

“Just get Colgate, you know. The family shit.”

how about we talk or something

when people follow you and unfollow you for not following them back

i just need to find someone to take my sexual frustration out on after that i’m good


societyville:

SOME DEEPLY SEXUAL PROMOTIONAL PINS FROM THE LOCAL DENTIST